So, a good friend of ours introduced us to this great personality test that you can take to see what you are like. Her personality test showed that she would be good at being a Mafia Don, which is really pretty close. See it here. It all sounded way above board and legitimate, so I took the test, and here are my results:
Your personality:
Quiet, humble, yet giddy and often exuberant. Tends to focus on animals for comfort and support, often to the detriment of more pressing tasks. Will spend time riding his horse “Charlie” bare-back across an open range with nothing but the wind and the sky, with young “Lassie” running along side. Excels at picnic lunches (for he and “Lassie”, his prized purebred Golden Retriever,) of peanut butter and strawberry jam sandwiches, Spicy Nacho Doritos, luscious grapes and a glazed honey bun, all the while providing great oats and water for “Charlie”. Well-developed sense of when to get back home before the storm hits, to ensure that “Charlie” and “Lassie” will be ok, and that he gets to the cellar and locks it so that nothing bad happens, like in The Wizard of Oz, because even though something bad happened in the movie, it did end up ok in the end for everyone. Plus it was a dream. But still.
Careers that could fit you include:
Dog Catcher (and the Lover and supporter of said dogs), Bee Catcher (for the sweet honey), Horse Feeder, Storm Sensor, Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich Maker, Oat Provider, Spicy Nacho Doritos Purchaser, Honey Bun Enjoyer, Cellar Door Locker, Putter of Names of “Animals” in “Quotes” ”,” Wind and the Sky Lover, Luscious Grape Licker, and The Wizard of Oz Watcher.
Anyways, anyone who knows me must realize that it was spot on! Try it here. It's a game the whole family can enjoy!!!
Quiet, humble, yet giddy and often exuberant. Tends to focus on animals for comfort and support, often to the detriment of more pressing tasks. Will spend time riding his horse “Charlie” bare-back across an open range with nothing but the wind and the sky, with young “Lassie” running along side. Excels at picnic lunches (for he and “Lassie”, his prized purebred Golden Retriever,) of peanut butter and strawberry jam sandwiches, Spicy Nacho Doritos, luscious grapes and a glazed honey bun, all the while providing great oats and water for “Charlie”. Well-developed sense of when to get back home before the storm hits, to ensure that “Charlie” and “Lassie” will be ok, and that he gets to the cellar and locks it so that nothing bad happens, like in The Wizard of Oz, because even though something bad happened in the movie, it did end up ok in the end for everyone. Plus it was a dream. But still.
Careers that could fit you include:
Dog Catcher (and the Lover and supporter of said dogs), Bee Catcher (for the sweet honey), Horse Feeder, Storm Sensor, Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich Maker, Oat Provider, Spicy Nacho Doritos Purchaser, Honey Bun Enjoyer, Cellar Door Locker, Putter of Names of “Animals” in “Quotes” ”,” Wind and the Sky Lover, Luscious Grape Licker, and The Wizard of Oz Watcher.
Anyways, anyone who knows me must realize that it was spot on! Try it here. It's a game the whole family can enjoy!!!
11 comments:
Spot on and completely hilarious. I'm still laughing.
I was believing the whole thing until Jerel came in and said "Lassie was not a golden retriever; Lassie was a collie." So now . . . I'm not sure what to think. Matt?!?
Please, for anyone not understanding the above post, know that you should take the personality test, see what your results are, and then laugh at my made up one. Mostly this post was intended for my own comedic purposes and it makes me laugh when I read it.
Enjoy!
What is a glazed honey bun anyway? Very funny. Good job.
I thought Lassie was a poodle.
to a T! for sure.
Yeah, you're such an animal lover, it has to be true. If only Amy would give in and let you have a slew of dogs.
And just because the Lassie on some long time ago show may have been whatever kind of dog, it's a golden retreiver in my personality test.
Please don't question what you don't understand about me.
Thanks to all.
Matt
Well worth the wait to read! Very funny! You made my bad day much better!
I can't believe you chose Lassie over Bailey. He is your best friend.
Jens, Bailey needs to get punched in the face.
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